PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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