your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
It's never too late to be topless.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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