Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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