Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
