Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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