Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
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I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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