I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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