I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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