Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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