I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Operation Purity has been aborted
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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