Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
