Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Your tits are I can't wait for
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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