i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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