If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
where does the pee come out of this thing
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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