They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I could have mohawked her pubes.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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