he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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