Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...

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(216): View more from Ohio

let's bang

(773): View more from Illinois

You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.

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(740): View more from Ohio

ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.

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(678): View more from Georgia

it's not cheating when I paid for it

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45

(773): View more from Illinois

Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy

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(770): View more from Georgia

Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?

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(518): View more from New York

I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark

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