jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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