ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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