rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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