please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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