I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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