Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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