dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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