I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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