I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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