I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
