So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
the condom got lost in my hair
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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