you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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