So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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