new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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