My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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