This is not my ceiling
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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