Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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