I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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