my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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