Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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