I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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