You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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