I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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