doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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