i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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