if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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