Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Randomize
