I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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