So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Randomize
