Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
