Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
