Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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