I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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