Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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