I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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