Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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