And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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