I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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